You made me cry and you don't even care
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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