We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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