she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
did you just send me my own nude
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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