careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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