so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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