If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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