You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
as a side note pls kill me
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