Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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