Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
As shirtless as possible
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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