Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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