Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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