So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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