Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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