Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
is it fun? or sober?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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