She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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