I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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