did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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