i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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