We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Let's get the cat blown out
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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