The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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