I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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