i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Do vagina's smell?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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