Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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