the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
