Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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