Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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