Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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