I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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