goodnight i made you a song goodbye
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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