The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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