were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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