he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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