no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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