No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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