I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
It's just like the Real World with babies
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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