dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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