would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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