Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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