My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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