I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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