Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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