What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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