she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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