People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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