the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
