I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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