Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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