its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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