I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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