this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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