we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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