I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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