This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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