I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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