This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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