somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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