you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
